Steak Knives
How do you stop your penis from bleeding if you nicked it with a Steak Knife?
I wanted to make a penis shaped cookie for my girlfriend. I wanted it to be an exact replica of mine so I laid my penis on the dough and was cutting the dough into shape when willy got nicked.
Also, will the blood ruin the cookie? It was baked and all.
You people crack me up!
Lol, don’t get “excited” or you may bleed to death.
I am sure if you put icing on the cookie it should be fine. Next time use some paper put your beanus on that to trace around with a texta, the worse that could happen is you draw a tattoo on yourself.
I’m sorry for your crusty Weiner lots.
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Lot of 11 Sterling Silver Steak Knives (ALEXANDRA 1961) $324.99 |
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Michelangelo Oneida Steak Knife $79.00 |
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NELLIE CUSTIS BY LUNT STERLING SILVER STEAK CARVING KNIFE 9 3/4″ $69.00 |
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International Splendor Sterling Steak Carving Knife $39.44 |
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Gorham Sterling Silver Small Steak Carving Set Knife Fork 1897 Lancaster No Mono $195.00 |
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PRELUDE- INTERNATIONAL STERLING STEAK KNIFE-SMOOTH BLADE $59.99 |
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Oneida Arbor American Stainless Steel Flatware ***TWELVE*** 9.5″ Steak Knives $97.46 |
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Oneida Falkirk Stainless Steel Flatware ***TWELVE*** 9″ Steak Knives $89.96 |
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Oneida Fantasy Rose Stainless Steel Flatware ***TWELVE*** 9″ Steak Knives $101.96 |
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MARY CHILTON ENGRAVED #1 BY TOWLE STERLING STEAK CARVING KNIFE $59.00 |
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7 Vintage Insico Silverplate Steak knives knife set $13.50 |
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MARY II BY LUNT STERLING STEAK CARVING KNIFE 10″ $59.00 |
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PANTHEON BY INTERNATIONAL STERLING STEAK CARVING KNIFE $69.00 |
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MASTERPIECE BY INTERNATIONAL STERLING STEAK KNIFE $59.00 |
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ACANTHUS BY GEORG JENSEN STERLING SILVER STEAK CARVING KNIFE 11 1/4″ $259.00 |
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CONTINENTAL BY TUTTLE STERLING SILVER STEAK KNIFE 8 1/4″ $89.00 |
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Lunt MADRIGAL Individual Steak Knife w/Bevel Blade $60.95 |
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Wm Rogers 1940 BELOVED Steak Carving Fork Knife Set Silverplate Flatware IS $39.99 |
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FEDERAL COTILLION- F. SMITH 2 STERLING STEAK KNIVES-NEW $97.99 |
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FIDDLE SHELL- F. SMITH TOWLE STERLING STEAK KNIVE(S)-NEW $69.99 |
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REED AND BARTON FRANCIS 1ST INDIVIDUAL STEAK KNIFE BEVELED BLADE STERLING SILVER $49.99 |
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REED & BARTON | “Francis I” Sterling Silver Steak Knives 4 pcs | ca. 1907 $123.45 |
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QUEEN’S LACE BY INTERNATIONAL STERLING SILVER STEAK KNIFE 8 1/2″ $79.00 |
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FONTANA- TOWLE 2 STERLING STEAK KNIVES $98.99 |
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ROMANCE OF THE SEA-WALLACE STERLING STEAK KNIVE(S)-NEW $59.99 |
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OLD COLONIAL- TOWLE 2 STERLING STEAK KNIVES-*NEW*-BEVELED BLADE $139.99 |
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ROMANCE OF THE SEA- WALLACE 4 STERLING STEAK KNIVES-NEW $234.99 |
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ELEGANTE BY REED & BARTON STERLING STEAK CARVING KNIFE $69.00 |
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IMPERIAL CHRYSANTHEMUM BY GORHAM STERLING SILVER STEAK KNIFE $99.00 |
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ESTATE FIND 50′s 60′s KITCHEN MIXED Lot KNIFE Knives (6) STEAK Knives (3) $9.77 |
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Gorham BUTTERCUP Sterling Silver 2 pc. Steak Carving Set – Fork & Knife – Estate $75.00 |
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FAIRFAX BY DURGIN GORHAM STERLING SILVER STEAK KNIFE WITH GUARD $69.00 |
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EMBASSY SCROLL BY LUNT STERLING SILVER STEAK KNIFE $69.00 |
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Set of 8 Stainless Sheffield Steak Knives Brown Handles $7.78 |
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Wallace SIR CHRISTOPHER Steak Knife w/Bevel Blade $87.95 |
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Gorham RONDO (STERLING) Steak Knife 8400897 $54.99 |
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Durgin COLFAX Small Steak Carving Knife 176054 $40.99 |
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Lunt SUMMER SONG Small Steak Carving Knife 327292 $39.99 |
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JOAN OF ARC- INTERNATIONAL STERLING STEAK KNIVE(S) $58.99 |
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GORHAM PARIS STERLING STEAK CARVING KNIFE & FORK SET $170.00 |
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Reed Barton Sussex 2 Steak Knives Knife Stainless NEW $11.99 |
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PRELUDE- INTERNATIONAL STERLING STEAK KNIVE(S)-SERRATED EDGE $59.99 |
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PRELUDE- INTERNATIONAL STERLING STEAK KNIFE-BEVELED EDGE-NEW $58.99 |
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Unknown Age Georg Jensen RB Co Sterling Silver Handle Steak Knife Set 7oz & Case $99.99 |
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OLD HUGE SERVERS STEAK KNIVES STERLING SILVER FRANCIS REED BARTON FLATWARE RARE $380.00 |
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VINTAGE SHEFFIELD BAKELITE CARVER SET W STEAK KNIVES $49.99 |
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CORSAGE BY STIEFF STERLING SILVER STEAK CARVING KNIFE 9 1/4″ $59.00 |
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MEDICI NEW GOLDEN BY GORHAM STERLING STEAK KNIFE 9 3/8″ $79.00 |
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Reed & Barton FESTIVITY (SILVERPLATE) Steak Knife 2341333 $36.99 |
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Reed & Barton HAMPTON COURT (STERLING) Steak Carving Knife 7915815 $54.99 |