Silver Dinner Knife
What would you do if?
you came home and there was your dog, in the company of a strange dog, sitting at the dining room table, served perfectly with a dinner for two, eating off expensive plates, sipping wine from crystal wine glasses, carving a piece of stake with a Silver Knife, saying: “My human eats out of cardboard boxes, in front of the TV!”, and the strange dog answered, delicately mopping its face with a crispy napkin: “Humans are a sore trial for dogs indeed”?
HAH! I would call a TV crew or animal planet and make money off them lol